Funny Status Message #92598

X is Once I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'.
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# 204290 I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings' and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life... Must be the same ring I put on when I got married...
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# 35579 Jesus turned water into wine!..ok..I can turn my whole paycheck into beer BAH!!!...your turn Jesus.

←Rate | 03-02-2012 10:58 by Doc Noland

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