Funny Status Message #35579
X Jesus turned water into wine!..ok..I can turn my whole paycheck into beer BAH!!!...your turn Jesus.
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The Atheist
Sunday October 31, 2010 @ 09:16 PM
Sunday October 31, 2010 @ 09:16 PM
Yeah, you absolutely correct, I got lots of jokes, but they are too long and involve too much profanity lol. Oh well, christians have been digging in the same well for centuries, why cant I? <-- dammit, thats a better joke already! lol
Anonymous
Monday November 1, 2010 @ 09:35 AM
Monday November 1, 2010 @ 09:35 AM
That was lamer than the 1st joke
Get a life
Monday November 1, 2010 @ 12:39 PM
Monday November 1, 2010 @ 12:39 PM
Athiest dude you suck at life your jokes suck!!
The Atheist
Monday November 1, 2010 @ 06:09 PM
Monday November 1, 2010 @ 06:09 PM
Thanks Get a life, I will try harderer <--- love that word, not to suck at life.
RC
Wednesday November 3, 2010 @ 01:04 AM
Wednesday November 3, 2010 @ 01:04 AM
Bet some people will think harderer is a word!
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Sunday October 31, 2010 @ 08:46 PM
That might have been funny 3 years ago when it was original!!