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69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. "If I'm going down, you're coming with me!"
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05-01-2010 14:30 by
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Few people know this but Cinco de Mayo is actually about a ship full of mayonnaise that sank off the coast of Mexico.
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05-01-2010 22:30 by
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the Pope is in America with Obama and Hillary Clinton. if they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!
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09-24-2015 14:44 by
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dont know who this lady ISIS is but she must be one crazy B ****
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11-19-2015 10:19
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ever look at your old pillow without its case? Looks like a civil war bandage. Do our heads ooze syrup when we sleep?
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08-11-2011 01:37 by
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..... Just heard that the Etch-a-Sketch art museum in DC was a total loss ...
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08-24-2011 11:38
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There are two rules to success in life - 1. Don't tell people everything you know
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03-17-2011 03:59
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I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food's food!
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04-04-2011 13:28 by
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I found out today that Snooki hates the nickname "Snooki" and is planning to go back to using her real name, "Danny DeVito"
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12-18-2011 23:26
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A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast.
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04-11-2012 15:02
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When comforting someone who is illiterate, I always say softly, "There, their, they're."
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04-18-2012 16:05 by
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The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky
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04-19-2012 20:05 by
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Why are doctors so afraid of apples anyway?
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04-21-2012 05:41 by
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For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
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05-07-2012 14:13 by
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I had an active life, until some idiot came along and introduced me to Facebook.
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05-09-2012 13:18
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Keep it down kids,,,, Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
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06-01-2012 08:25 by
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I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist..
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06-21-2012 02:47 by
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it's a crazy day when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear and girls wanna see a movie about strippers
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07-06-2012 01:41
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While laying in bed with my Husband last night, he asked me what I'd most like to do to his body. Apparently, "Identify it" was the wrong answer
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02-18-2012 11:21 by
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She stole my heart so I told her to keep it. Thats not the part I'm going to be needng to bang all her friends with anyway.
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