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When times are Tough, you know who your Real Friends are. When times are Easy...you know who your Drinking Friends are!
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01-18-2010 16:50 by
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Guess what YouTube,,, I will ALWAYS,, “Skip this ad.”
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02-28-2012 11:23 by
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The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
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04-06-2012 20:44 by
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Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want.
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01-28-2013 01:44 by
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Thankyou for calling Comcast America's #1 Cable Co. My name is Habib Akmed Musaffa Akmed Habib, How may I mis-understand you today?!!!
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07-17-2012 14:49 by
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Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.
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12-16-2010 13:36 by
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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
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01-26-2012 10:05
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I miss the days when covering my eyes would make me invisible...
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06-12-2010 10:30 by
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I can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today. :)
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06-17-2011 10:27 by
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How does justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
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12-21-2011 19:03 by
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I avoid "online dating sites" because they match you up with people who share your interests and I don't want to go out with a weirdo.
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08-27-2010 13:06
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enjoying a great drinking game - I'm watching ESPN and taking a drink every time a player says "you know" during an interview.
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01-12-2010 19:24 by
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a lesbian trapped in a mans body.....
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02-03-2010 13:02 by
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finally understood reality is an illusion. It is created by the lack of alcohol...
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02-28-2010 22:14 by
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if you put pictures of lost kids on Beer Cans instead of Milk Cartons we'd find them in about 15 minutes
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07-07-2011 09:34 by
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Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the a$$hole for tripping him??
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07-14-2012 12:31 by
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If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple 'Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business!
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12-30-2012 08:22 by
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My ceiling fan has three settings: -- very slow -- Medium ,, and --I'm about to fly off the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
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04-28-2012 19:40 by
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Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct
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03-22-2012 10:24 by
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Bald people shouldn't wear polo neck jumpers. They just end up looking like a roll-on deodorant
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11-11-2010 09:01 by
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