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Alt-Left + Alt-Right = DELETE I am an independent. Enough said... Go Home!!!
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08-15-2017 18:06
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It's so hot outside I attended a Virginia Neo-Nazi rally just to be next to something shady...
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08-15-2017 18:40 by
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If every day is a gift, today was socks.
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08-15-2017 20:46
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My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or destroy Slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it. Any snowflake wanna explain what the civil war was about then?
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08-15-2017 21:23 by
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Tonight, because of the presidents speech, me and the family of 13 have now converted to democrats.
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08-16-2017 00:20
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I no longer question authority; I annoy authority. More fun, less effort.
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08-16-2017 07:36
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Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
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08-16-2017 07:38
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station.
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08-16-2017 08:40 by
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Maybe if you didn't act like thuggish and lazy pieces of crap there wouldn't be a problem
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08-16-2017 10:42
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It boggles the mind how most of you passionately supports the Neo-Nazis. Absolutely mind boggling.
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I once took a dump that was shaped like a pretzel. I $h!t you knot...
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08-16-2017 12:26
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As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me
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08-16-2017 14:14 by
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Adrenalin highs are my favorite, it helps me conserve my weed. . .
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08-16-2017 16:27 by
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: Let's do away with the electoral vote. And go by the actual voter's vote count to determine the winner of an election.
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08-16-2017 21:33
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: A cat never cries over spilled milk.
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08-17-2017 03:26
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internet dating... ~ welcome to the future ~
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08-17-2017 04:23 by
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: Scaramucci (n) a verry confident guy who doesn't last long.
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08-17-2017 06:37
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Here's a thought. Let's get up a petition to have CNN classifed as a Hate Group.
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If a Cop says, "Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence" your answer should always be, "Please don't hit me again officer".
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08-17-2017 08:28
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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