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Don't just be part of the couch.... Be the couch.
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11-29-2016 11:20 by
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Dear Santa: Please refer to my Pinterest board.
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11-29-2016 12:22
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I hope that wherever my missing socks end up, they're happy. That's what really matters.
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11-29-2016 12:26
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The fact thst humanity has to clarify that any lives matter should be concern enough.
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11-29-2016 12:31
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*rides off into the sunset...... *rides back to get SPF 50 sunblock....... *rides off into the sunset......
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11-29-2016 13:26 by
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Your mamma hole is so hairy , it was a guest on Duck Dynasty
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11-29-2016 13:52
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There is no security measure as ineffective as an apartment complex gate system.
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11-29-2016 14:43
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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
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11-29-2016 15:23 by
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Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
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11-29-2016 16:03 by
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"Water is Life"? Don't you remember the time it tried to drown you?
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11-29-2016 16:09
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no need to scroll further, as it only get worse from here...
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11-29-2016 17:00
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An Asian in charge of Transportation? That's like putting a fox in charge of a hen house.
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11-29-2016 19:10 by
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I miss Paris Hilton..... we had it good in 2002. Too bad you kids are stuck with the Kardashians today.
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11-29-2016 22:09
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WIFE: You forgot to turn the TV off last night [flashback to me leaving it on so the dog could finish watching Shrek].... ME: No I didn't
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11-30-2016 00:19 by
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An #Asian in charge of #Transportation? Plus also being #female? I plead the 5th on the grounds of making people mad with the joke I have.
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11-30-2016 01:38 by
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All I want for Christmas is an air hockey table. It will go great with my air guitar.
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11-30-2016 05:22
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Last night I went to a "Testicular Cancer" survivor party. Everyone had a ball.
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11-30-2016 05:23
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A few days ago, Stephen Hawking predicted the earth has 1000 years to survive. Where will Keith Richards go if that happens?
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11-30-2016 05:24
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If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that it doesn't let you skip.
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11-30-2016 05:25
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If you have trouble remembering every mistake you've ever made, just pour your wife 3 glasses of wine.
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