Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.

   You can teach a pet dog to go fetch your paper...a pet cat will teach you to go F@#K yourself.

   Clown Lives Matter

   The opening question of the VP Debate was basically if you were Kiefer Sutherland do you think you'd make a great Designated Survivor?

   All I’m saying is now might be a good time to check the Paris pawn shops for some good deals on jewelry.

   Can't wait til this election travesty is over so we can all get back to disliking each other for reasons other than poor political choices.

   I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So, for this year, I'm dressing up as 3% phone battery.

   it just me or are there a whole lot of folks who get that stupid prompt to download the latest apple itunes and quicktime update 5 times a week??

   Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming.

   set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell

   CNN Just announced that Hillary won the next Debate.

   PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are attacked by a mob of Clowns ... Go for the Juggler.

   Thousands of Clown sightings all across the Nation, The candidates running for President. Yes, this is clearly and definitely ... The Year of the Clown.

   So where are all the Clown Rights groups? #ClownLivesMatter

   will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?

   Stock Market News as of Today; The Dow has doubled since Obama became president. Or as Republicans call it, devastating economic news.

   In the movies everybody laughs when somebody says "You can trust me ... I'm from the Government!" HAHAHAHA ..... But come election time ..... We all seem to have collective brainwashed amnesia and dutifully vote for the biggest Government Con-Person.

   Another fun fact .... Economic growth under President Reagan was almost DOUBLE what it is under the Obama Presidency .... Or as the Democrats like to call the Reagan Economy ..... a Failed Economy.

   I haven't checked the chinese calendar yet but I'm betting this is the year of the Clown.

   With all these clown sightings, I’m gonna start picking them up in my UberPool. Even better, I'll use a tiny car and fit 20 in at a time!!!