Funny Status Message #171456

X says You can teach a pet dog to go fetch your paper...a pet cat will teach you to go F@#K yourself.
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# 58214 If you were any smarter I could teach you to fetch.
# 171217 Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach offer unwanted advice in related Facebook groups all day.
# 14035 wished I could teach you.... but you cant teach "awesomeness," so just hang out in the back and watch me work!

←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:28

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