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I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing....
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10-03-2016 06:57
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Glad Kim K is ok, heard the whole thing was a mix up, the robbers car broke down and they thought she could hook them up with a Tranny
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10-03-2016 12:58 by
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Kim Kardashian held at gunpoint and made to put her clothes back on.
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10-03-2016 14:15 by
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It’s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most …
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10-03-2016 14:16 by
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Heard those ruthless and heartless thieves forced Kim K to put her clothes on first before robbing her.
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10-03-2016 14:54 by
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These robbers did not need guns, they could have threatened Kim K to put her clothes back on and she would have still fully cooperated.
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10-03-2016 15:15
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If your in the grocery store with your new iphone 7 and pay with food stamps don't be surprised when I slap that phone out of your hand.
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10-03-2016 17:05 by
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Do I have to hear about these Clowns for 28 more days? O me bad make that 35 more days my math is not so good anymore.
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10-03-2016 17:41 by
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That moment when you want to hit on the bank teller but realize she'll see your bank account balance
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10-04-2016 01:19 by
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Frankly Auto-correct, I am getting tired of your shirt!
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10-04-2016 06:30 by
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I just apologized to a bug for killing it and I instantly became a Canadian citizen.
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10-04-2016 06:33 by
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I'm old enough to remember using the ash tray in cars for cigarette butts ..
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10-04-2016 15:16 by
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*shines flashlight under chin... 'And the phones were attached to the walls and didn't have cameras'.... *teenagers scream. Two pass out
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10-04-2016 17:35 by
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A true beer drinker never look at his beer as Half Empty .... He looks at it as Half way to his Next Beer ...
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10-04-2016 18:09
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Got so bored at work today I actually started doing my job!!!
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10-04-2016 18:13
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I hope the guy who stole my Debit Card enjoys his $12.69 shopping spree.
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10-04-2016 18:16
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Hillary: What kind of genius loses one billion dollars in one year? Answer: What kind of genius loses 6 billion dollars, 4 American Lives, A Laptop, 4 Cellphones, Three Tablets, & 33,000 emails all while serving as Secretary of State?
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10-04-2016 18:28
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Obama loves the Poor so much that he created Millions more.
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10-04-2016 18:40
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Don't stand up for the national anthem = USA hater. Don't stand up & pay taxes to support the national infrastructure = genius businessman?
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10-05-2016 05:09
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I'm going to write a book of inspirational quotes & then I'm going to jump off a bridge because I want my readers to be thoroughly confused.
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