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You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans. That's crossing the border.
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09-06-2016 19:17
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I prefer the unfiltered version of a person.
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09-07-2016 00:12
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It's horrifying to think that Brock Turner was tried, convicted, and served his sentence in before a Taylor Swift relationship ended.
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09-07-2016 01:13 by
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If you LIKE a comment that attacks me on my FB you are also getting deleted and blocked. Guilty by by association.
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09-07-2016 01:20
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Authorities Threaten to Boycott Kaepernick While Rapist Brock Turner Gets Extra Police Security??
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09-07-2016 01:21
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Are you crying because you are fat or because you're hungry again?
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09-07-2016 01:38
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All I'm say'n, Is in the past thirty years, the baby to dingo ratio has gotten severely out of hand.
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09-07-2016 20:02 by
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Dr: "How would you say your diet is going?" Me: ... *sneezes and a Skittle come out* "Ummm, Pretty well."
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09-07-2016 20:08 by
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SUSAN: You spent our entire life savings on dogs?? Me: They're golden retrievers, Susan... They retrieve gold,, I did it for us
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09-07-2016 20:16 by
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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09-07-2016 20:54 by
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.... I have been self identifying as a woman ever since the men's room at the theater was full.
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09-07-2016 23:46
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Today, famous author Elizabeth Gilbert of "Eat, Pray, Love" fame revealed she left her husband for her female best friend. Future plans include a sequel to the best-selling book entitled "Eat, Pray, Scissor."
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09-07-2016 23:48 by
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Whats the best drug to have sex on? BIRTH CONTROL
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09-08-2016 01:22
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Problems that have NOT been solved? Please join my class action suit against Vanilla Ice, who promised to solve them.
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09-08-2016 06:01 by
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People playing Pokemon, Blink 182 having a hit song, a Clinton running for Pres., a Tarzan movie in theaters. Welcome to the 90s.
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09-08-2016 10:54
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I wish my typing skills were as good as the people in the movies.
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09-08-2016 13:05
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I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After yesterday, the ice cream man can go stuff himself!
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09-08-2016 13:21
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If you don't bother to raise for our national anthem, you don't deserve our freedom. Simple
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09-08-2016 17:11
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Whoever kept Mike and Molly on the air by continually watching it which allowed it to go into syndication,,, I hate you.
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09-08-2016 19:17 by
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(snail newsroom) "Another slow news day, fellas?".. *Newsroom erupts into laughter... {snails start a slow-clap}
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09-08-2016 20:39 by
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