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I clicked on a link and it said "Attachment Unavailable". That's dating in a nutshell.
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09-02-2016 15:15
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Sometimes Jesus counts unlimited breadsticks, as one of His miracles.
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09-02-2016 15:16
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The only thing worse than Penn State honoring Joe Paterno before the Temple game would be if Temple honored Bill Cosby.
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09-02-2016 15:17
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Dug up a questionable bone in my backyard and re-buried it because ain't no one got time for an investigation.
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09-02-2016 15:20
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Just not sure if this is a sign of the apocalypse, but I just saw a tow truck towing a tow truck.
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09-02-2016 15:21
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I hope Tropical Storm Hermine gets upgraded. Only because I think 'Hurricaine Hermine' sounds like a 1950's pro wrestler.
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09-02-2016 15:22
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Did you know, I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house.
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09-02-2016 15:23
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I live in Los Angeles. We already have Taco Trucks on every corner, and it's wonderful!!!
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09-02-2016 15:24
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Facebook just changed their relationship status with SpaceX to "it's complicated."
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09-02-2016 15:25
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Gonna write something about All Lives Matter but I suddenly saw Jared Fogle trending again.
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09-02-2016 15:26
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You know Samsung has a problem when they include a "my phone battery exploded" emoji in their messaging service.
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09-02-2016 15:27
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For the next week, out of great love and respect, I'm calling my willy Wonka.
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09-02-2016 15:28
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There is no way Hollywood could remake "The Ring" for millennials,,, because none of them would answer the phone.
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09-02-2016 19:54 by
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Gameshow Fact: Every time a girl buys "a D",,, Pat hip-thrusts off camera.
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09-02-2016 20:03 by
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"It didn't make him stronger" - My gravestone, prolly..
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09-02-2016 20:17 by
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[Kool-Aid Man watching the presidential election].. I dare you to build that wall, you son of a b**
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09-02-2016 22:50 by
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911: Sir, I understand you think it was an aggressive move, and against your will,,, but we can't arrest an auto flush toilet.... Me: BUT I WASN'T READY
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09-02-2016 23:19 by
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Trapped at work with nothing to do and no internet/bad phone reception. Realizing how boring my own thoughts are.
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09-03-2016 05:23
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Every time a fat girl posts a picture of herself on Facebook with two skinny girls it always looks like a Wilson Phillips album cover.
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09-03-2016 05:26
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Why can't journeys ever be fraught with pizza?
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