Funny Status Message #170655

X says Gameshow Fact: Every time a girl buys "a D",,, Pat hip-thrusts off camera.
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←Rate | 09-02-2016 20:03 by Snotty

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Saturday September 3, 2016 @ 09:59 PM

You only buy VOWELS smart one.....consonants are free

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