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I think Suge Knight pays someone to shoot him before the VMAs so he doesn't have to sit through them
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08-24-2014 23:02 by
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I'd take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
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09-06-2014 05:10 by
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Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, and where did he get the idea?
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09-13-2014 10:40 by
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There's no panic like trying to press "End" when you make an accidental call.
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09-16-2014 10:15 by
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Pro Tip: When having sex on the first date, ALWAYS say "I've never done this" so your partner knows you're a compulsive liar as well.
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09-17-2014 01:54 by
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" I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
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09-30-2014 00:39
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"Auld Lang Syne" is too good to save for New Year's — I like to pump that jam in the middle of summer, with the top down
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12-31-2013 10:00 by
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FYI: THIS IS THE FURTHEST IN HISTORY ANYONE'S EVER GONE!!!
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01-01-2014 07:35 by
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Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money.
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01-06-2014 16:54 by
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It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned.
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01-25-2014 11:04 by
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Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times.
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02-10-2014 12:51
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An organization can be famous for being a bad example.
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11-01-2013 15:02
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Nick Foles gets a concussion, wakes up thinking he's Peyton Manning.
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11-03-2013 19:51
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You know all those things you've wanted to do....you should do them!
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11-22-2013 16:52
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in case of a fire do not use the elevator use water
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08-27-2010 11:40
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There is always one person at the card table who has to be told it is their turn.
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09-17-2010 18:51
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If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
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09-24-2010 13:46 by
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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10-19-2010 02:02 by
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sooooo hot. In a completely unrelated matter, it is rather warm today.
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06-29-2010 19:57
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No one has ever complimented me on my mountain fresh scent. Either people are jerks or this body wash is bullsh*t.
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07-13-2010 18:11 by
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