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It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
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05-30-2016 06:09
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Are you tired of wal-mart rushing our holiday's? I can't believe it, They already have birthday cards out and it's still months away from my birthday!!!!
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06-05-2016 08:50 by
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Throwing out a stale donut today. Please respect my privacy at this very difficult time.
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06-10-2016 01:35
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I wonder what our parents did for fun before the internet.. I asked my 16 brothers and sisters, but none of them know .. weird !
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06-11-2016 14:36
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Maybe my parents never told me how proud they were of me because they didn't have Facebook back then?
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06-03-2015 08:51
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I enjoy having a full length mirror facing my bed so I can see all the sex I'm not having.
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06-16-2015 16:17
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Can't wait for the storage wars episode where they find dead bodies,,,
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07-15-2015 13:35
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You just know the aliens' cell phones are going to be nicer than ours.
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09-24-2015 13:18
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Being a nice person is so exhausting, which is why a$$holes always have so much energy.
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09-30-2015 13:49 by
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People think I'm uncoordinated until they see me get out of a hammock and then they know "uncoordinated" isn't a strong enough word.
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10-03-2015 10:18 by
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Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.
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10-04-2015 01:22
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I don't even think it's possible for a bear to cook porridge.
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12-20-2015 20:40
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Vodka and denial are cheaper than therapy.
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12-10-2014 07:40 by
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Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you're under oath
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03-17-2015 12:11
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I'm thankful for the people who have the make of their car across their windshield, I've always wondered who made your '97 Civic
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03-20-2015 15:02
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The good thing about a cell phone is you can be reached wherever you are....the bad think about a cell phone is you can be reached wherever you are.
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04-27-2015 19:39 by
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Have you tried sitting on the bench? - my life coach
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05-23-2015 13:06
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So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! - Said no one, ever...
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03-19-2014 06:54 by
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Dad please dont mess my hair up and say 'love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now
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05-10-2014 10:28
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I gave up on everyone, don't make this about you.
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