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There is something I really like about women's beach volleyball but I can't put my finger on it.
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08-13-2016 18:09
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Any man believes in freedom of speech at least for themselves.
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08-13-2016 18:44
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IS says is America elects Hillary the will donate $2 million to the Clinton Foundation and have Bill speak at their next function for another million.
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08-13-2016 18:51
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I.S.I.S says if America elects Hillary the will donate $2 million to the Clinton Foundation and have Bill speak at their next function for another million.
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08-13-2016 18:53
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Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
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08-13-2016 20:09 by
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Wife: You realize it's not Guinness Book of Whirl Records... [Me spinning furiously in an office chair]: Says you.
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08-13-2016 20:16 by
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Updated Nursery Rhyme: Mary had a Chevy truck, it was so very slow, and everywhere that Mary went, her truck would need a tow.
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08-14-2016 01:26
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3 Important Events In A Man's Life: 1) Losing his virginity. 2) Getting married. 3) First time he wears a t-shirt in a whirlpool.
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08-14-2016 01:46
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Reminder: You have 50 Facebook events you never said you're interested in today.
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08-14-2016 01:47
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Hope Solo is my least favorite Star Wars character besides Jar Jar Binks.
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08-14-2016 01:49
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Sausage Party is expected to break the box office record for R-rated animated movies, which currently stands at $800.
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08-14-2016 02:01
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I can’t wait until they come out with Oreo flavored Oreos.
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08-14-2016 02:02
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The government is behind the whole "60 is the new 40" thing so they can raise the retirement age to 92.
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08-14-2016 02:03
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The man in the toilet stall next to me sounds like he’s pushing a car up a hill and not making any headway.
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08-14-2016 02:11
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Malia Obama smoked pot?! Uh-oh. If she keeps up this behavior, she might wind up becoming president.
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08-14-2016 02:12
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Can you please color code your meltdowns so we can keep up?
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08-14-2016 02:14
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My dog ate out of the garbage, sniffed himself, threw up and fell asleep in the kitchen. Think he's mocking me when I drink.
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08-14-2016 02:16
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Mexico isn't doing too well in the Olympics. Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already gone to the United States.
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08-14-2016 09:52
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Watching an Olympian biting his gold medal he just won while I bite the wine cork I just pulled out with my teeth.
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08-14-2016 14:47 by
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Just put a stick figure family on my car so I’d have one place where I look skinny.
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