Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy?

   I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey

   .... Hey Kiddy's ... Did you know that 47 Years ago the first men landed on the moon using less Tech than it takes you to catch a single Pokemon!!!

   .... My girl friend keeps harping on me that a relationship is all about Truth and Honesty while at the same time tells me she is voting for Hillary!

   Does anyone else get Road Rage walking behind slow people?

   I like people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order....

   Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.

   Heck .... If you don't want to make America Great Again .... What else would you want to do with the country?

   Welfare is intended to help the needy not to become a carreer

   The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn't work if it isn't open.

   Remember, YOU are unique ... just like everyone else.

   DAMMIT ... Please stop texting me when I'm texting you ..... Now I have to change my text!!

   The less you know, the more you think you do.

   Can we stop calling it medical marijuana and go back to just calling it marijuana yet?

   I wore a bow tie today and got pinched by three guys on my way to work. I guess what they say about bow ties are true.

   .... If the wrong toy is inside of it .... Is it still called a Happy Meal?

   I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"

   Isn't it curious how almost all of the Networks slammed the evil Republican Convention all this week. Prediction: They will almost all have an ecstatic and excited thrill running up and down their collective legs during the Democrat convention.

   The Un-United States of America.....

   United we stand divided we fall