Funny Status Message #169285

X says The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn't work if it isn't open.
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# 48605 The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
# 204106 It's true that when you open a parachute it pulls you back up. One time I accidentally opened a parachute inside my house and it dragged me right up through the ceiling.
# 206649 If you go parachuting and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall; I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

←Rate | 07-22-2016 11:33

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