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   messageicon Music is the best Time Machine.
←Rate | 05-20-2012 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the hell do you look important walking around a clipboard factory?
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When push comes to shove, when the going gets tough, when all hell breaks loose and the sh*t hits the fan, and when all else has failed, it is I who will recite old movie quotes while waiting for somebody to do something useful.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 14:31 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one minute party you have when the teacher leaves the room
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:22 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Black Swan backwards, it's about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis.
←Rate | 11-21-2011 17:16 by J Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every Christmas for the last 15 years, I've been too drunk to remember the good times and the laughter we shared. Well, enough is enough. It's time to get my act together. This Christmas, I'm hiring a cameraman.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time heals everything...except bad tattoos.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every great musician, there is a great drug dealer.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just saw several boys gathered in my neighbors yard. Figured its probably related to someones milkshake. or a drug deal... too soon to tell.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I didnt do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it is a f*cking genius!"
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gadaffi has been killed but unfortunately the 14 other spellings of his name remain at large.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 10:34 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mmmk....can we please have cheaper gasoline now that Ghaddafi is dead?
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "What was your major in college?" Friend: "I'm majoring in Debtology and Unemployconomics. Sure is a lot of students in the classes."
←Rate | 10-25-2011 15:12 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 15:58 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duct tape and bungee cords on someone's car says "watch out, I definitely don't have any insurance"
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:31 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like I should apologize to my shower drain.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:53 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make a wish, and only you know it. Make a mistake, and everyone knows it.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seasons Beatings from your local Dominatrix office.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 12:11 Comments (0)  



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