Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Just like a bunch of brown NBA players to blame the cops when a brutha breaks the law...

   I thought I was in a bad mood but its been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.

   If you're complaining about kids playing a game outside while sitting on your a$$ judging people on the internet, you probably need to re-evaluate your priorities.

   Everyone is playing Pokemon again, Blink 182 has a #1 song, a Clinton is running for President, Tarzan is in theaters. Welcome to 2001.

   I bet if Bon Jovi could turn back time he wouldn't do those gawd awful DirecTV commercials.

   Him: Ok, who ate the rest of my cake??? Me: Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover cake, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, Quitter!

   It's national nude day, grand marnier day, hot dog day and tape measure day. Time to get drunk and measure them wieners.

   Bernie said from the start of his campaign he would endorse Hillary if she won the primary, his supporters flip out and disown him when he shows integrity and keeps his promise.

   Assuming one is against the police when they're against police brutality is like assuming one is anti-parent when they're against child abuse.

   Their country is at war with itself and they chasing cartoon characters. What the heck!??

   this a political message board or a status site ?

   If it were garbage pail kids I would totally be on board.

   Stop it with this political BS. I haven't stolen and posted a descent item in months

   If we had a terror attack like Nice, our president would be on the news telling us we need common sense laws to keep cars out of the hands of terrorists.

   1/3 of the world is going crazy killing each other tonight, 1/3 of the nerds are looking for pokemon, 1/3 of women are rubbing their poor children in essential oils and I'm just laying on the couch wondering how I ran out of Oreos.

   Divorce: The end of an error.....

   I ordered 2 pizzas from Dominoes. The order taker was not amused when I asked her for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Total.

   I don't care what any politician says ..... This country and this world are definitely not better places than it was 8 years ago! If they say otherwise they are liars and should not be trusted.

   He had no known links to t errorist organisations? Just being a m ulslim is a known link to t errorism.

   I woke up this morning and there was a big Pokemon next to me and I don't even have the app!