Creeooo Funny Status Messages

   feel like I should smoke a cigarette after what it took to get the Canberry sauce out of the can.

   hope they have a white castle day so I can express how much I hate paying for gas.

   slaying fleas Robinhood style with a toothpick, rubberband, and a lit match.

   kinda tired of hearing about it. there's plenty of hotdog and taco stands if you don't like chicken. its all food and we are all allowed freedom of speech. ok jk about the freedom of speech part

   If it were garbage pail kids I would totally be on board.

   if I was any more stressed I would complain but I'm not so I wont. instead I choose to be thankful that fart didnt smell that bad.

   slaying an army of fleas Robinhood style using a toothpick, rubberband, and lit matches.

   People always talked about how fast technology advances. Has anyone ever thought, with this election coming up and all that is going on. We should be advanced enough to flea the planet?