Funny Status Message #168910
X 1/3 of the world is going crazy killing each other tonight, 1/3 of the nerds are looking for pokemon, 1/3 of women are rubbing their poor children in essential oils and I'm just laying on the couch wondering how I ran out of Oreos.
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- # 195929 Please allow children to believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining it for you.
- # 88521 For a change a pace tonight I'm going to watch TV while laying on the couch as opposed to lay on the couch while watching TV.
- # 122702 Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
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