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’m not an alcoholic. I’m soberphobic.
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06-12-2016 08:50
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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06-12-2016 08:51
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Fourth of July coming up in a few weeks. The big concern is illegal fireworks. But enough about North Korea.
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06-12-2016 08:52
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The problem with this generation boils down to: Their cartoons suck.
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06-12-2016 08:53
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Honestly in 56 years, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
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06-12-2016 09:04
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Let me see if I understand soccer. A yellow card is a warning, a red card means you have to leave the game, and a green card means you can move to the United States.
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06-12-2016 09:08
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Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
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06-12-2016 09:21
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If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it’s about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.
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06-12-2016 09:23
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Todays advice: If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don't mind it at all.
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06-12-2016 09:26
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Everyone talks about global warming, but what about global humidity?
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06-12-2016 09:29
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TERRORISM - This is what happens when you indoctrinate people with fairy tales that have no basis in reality.
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06-12-2016 10:54 by
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May the shooter's 72 virgins be all males.
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06-12-2016 11:00 by
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.... If gun control worked then Chicago should have transformed itself into Mayberry by now.
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06-12-2016 11:59
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getting low on groceries so ive been munching on the bulk pack of tums from costcos all day. I think there giving me heartburn
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06-12-2016 12:19
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.... If you insist on using illegal Fireworks for the 4th of July this year .... Please make sure you remove the sombrero first.
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06-12-2016 13:22
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MAKE AMERICA DRUNK AGAIN - thats the only way we are going to get through this election.
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06-12-2016 13:47 by
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Hello, 911? I would like to report someone lying on Facebook.
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06-12-2016 13:49
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THAT CHEWBACCA LADY IS REALLY GETTING ANNOYING NOW, SHE LOOKS LIKE MY EX.....
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06-12-2016 14:02
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Tell me how many bottles you have on your bathroom sink and I'll tell you how many women you live with. 20 bottles? Buddy, that's one woman.
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06-12-2016 17:07 by
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With all the technology these days, you'd think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
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