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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy the 45 minutes of Kenny Rogers greatest hits, and we'll be right with you.
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07-29-2015 06:58
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Thank God for yoga pants because I used up all of my imgination back in the 90's descrambling cable tv porn.
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08-10-2015 08:51
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I come from a long line of successful people. I decided to stop that tradition.
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08-23-2015 06:51 by
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If FanDuel would just run a few more commercials, I'd consider joining.
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10-05-2015 19:12
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Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
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10-16-2015 22:06 by
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I'm offering a cyber bullying self-defense course at the YMCA where we aggressively close browser windows and switch computers off
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12-23-2013 06:27 by
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Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....
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02-01-2014 16:52 by
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I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
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09-16-2013 12:06
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We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception.
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09-25-2013 10:02 by
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CNN Breaking news: Grand Canyon is closed, please don't look if you are driving or flying through.....
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10-01-2013 09:53 by
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Just watched a guy in a shirt that read "Jedi I am" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir
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10-12-2013 22:22
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I Just watched guy put a wheel barrow in his shopping cart at the Home Depot.... *I'm just going to let that sit here and sink in.*
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11-10-2013 17:45 by
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So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news' annual turkey fryer accident story?
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11-28-2013 02:03 by
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It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
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07-25-2014 07:28
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Twerking is great for working out your legs and daddy issues at the same time
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09-05-2014 10:14 by
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I miss the life I planned in my head.
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10-01-2014 14:08
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Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
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10-28-2014 05:34
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I don't want an Amazon Echo because I don't need another thing in my house that talks back to me...
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02-10-2016 14:36 by
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Being an adult is basically that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home, but all the time.
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04-02-2016 01:54
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Memorial Day Tip: This year, throw veggie burgers on the grill and next year, someone else will host the cookout.
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05-21-2016 12:07 by
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