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If I ever own a bar I'm going to name it "church". I'll also get a Mexican bartender named Jesus.
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01-11-2011 20:01 by
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None...it should be open when she brings it to ya.
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01-11-2011 19:54 by
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Life should come with more opportunities to shove peoples faces in cake
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01-11-2011 19:38
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looked up the word "thug" in the dictionary. The definition was "Auburn".
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01-11-2011 18:41
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You know you're from ________when you play Spin The Bottle on family game night.
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01-11-2011 18:32
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I have so many "get into heaven points" from so many people "praying for me" to "save my soul" that I can safely cause hell on earth.
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01-11-2011 18:20 by
Hot Tea
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Shhhhhhhhhh....you had me at, "..$20 does include the spanking.."
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01-11-2011 18:09
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I just tried turning the volume up on my computer using the TV remote.... I think I need to question the state of my mental health 0.o
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01-11-2011 17:41
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The only appropriate time to yell out "I HAVE DIARRHEA!", is when you're playing scrabble. Because it's worth a whole load of points.
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01-11-2011 17:33 by
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If someone describes something as "better than sex", I know their either lying or extremely sheltered
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01-11-2011 17:12 by
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Every time someone moves a tweet from Twitter to Facebook, God pushes a baby bird out of a nest into the mouth of a kitten. Stop that!
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01-11-2011 17:10 by
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while seeking revenge dig 2 graves.....................one for yourself
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01-11-2011 17:01 by
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I always mean what I say, but I don't always mean to say it out loud..
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01-11-2011 16:44 by
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You know times are tough when you receive a friend request on facebook from Tom Anderson (MySpace). I guess he is one of the 47% that got fired from MySpace!
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01-11-2011 16:35 by
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Just had the misfortune of watching some of MTV's "reality" shows...I'll take "Why the Mayan's decided to end it in 2012" for $1000.00 Alex....
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01-11-2011 16:29
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keep symbols for the symbol-minded
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01-11-2011 15:20
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What makes me so funny? My strict diet of sunshine and unicorn meat!
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01-11-2011 15:04 by
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just changed my boss's password on his computer to --> C : [Enter] # # #....yeah, I'm a smidge disgruntled...
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01-11-2011 14:15
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I just had to ask myself, "What would a competent person do in this situation?"
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01-11-2011 14:09 by
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If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
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01-11-2011 14:07 by
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