Funny Status Message #42683
X If I ever own a bar I'm going to name it "church". I'll also get a Mexican bartender named Jesus.
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Scooter
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 10:42 AM
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 10:42 AM
Get thee behind me, Satan! In the name of Jesus, BE GONE!!!
Anonymous
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 11:08 AM
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 11:08 AM
Scoot, you're a fucking idiot
Society
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 02:28 PM
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 02:28 PM
Scooter, BE GONE!
Scooter
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:37 PM
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:37 PM
I fuck my cousin in bad places. Like Detroit.
Scooter's Cousin
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:38 PM
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:38 PM
Scooter is the best at the gay stuff. Our mommy/aunt told us. The priests at church can't get enough of our balloon knots.
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 08:46 PM
Poor attempt