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X I have so many "get into heaven points" from so many people "praying for me" to "save my soul" that I can safely cause hell on earth.
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←Rate | 01-11-2011 18:20 by Hot Tea

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Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 11:10 AM

Get thee behind my ass scooter and lick my crusty salvation

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