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Talking about me behind my back? That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
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11-11-2011 21:24 by
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11 was quite a popular number. Next year it'll be all about 12
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11-12-2011 04:36 by
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Been doing the Shake Weight thing all morning. Think I may go buy one now...
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01-08-2012 11:26
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I can't believe that it's the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
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01-12-2012 16:13 by
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I guess I should come up with a plan B in case the murderer that breaks into my house figures out how to get this blanket off of me.
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01-14-2012 08:05 by
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wondering what to do. I used my last Post-It Note and have no idea how to remind myself to get more...
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01-14-2012 18:48 by
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Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
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01-18-2012 11:59
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Why are the first tissues the hardest to get out of the box? I just need one, not ten...
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01-20-2012 22:09
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The number one song on the day I was born was "Who cares" by the "Waste of times".
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01-24-2012 20:37
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It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
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12-04-2011 02:06
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Just another day in paradise, minus the paradise...
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12-05-2011 13:03 by
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Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on, like me.
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12-12-2011 16:24 by
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I like to walk around the house naked. Until the neighbours chase me back inside.
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12-14-2011 01:59
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My hubby is on suicide watch ... All because I reminded him that we vowed to be together 'Til Death do us part'!
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01-30-2012 17:41 by
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Regardless of how much it snows...there is always a guy trying to drive around in his no-wheel drive camero or mustang
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02-10-2012 23:29 by
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I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lens...
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03-01-2012 17:25 by
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How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams!
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06-05-2011 14:50 by
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10 should be the limit of how many times you can go on Maury looking for your baby daddy... just sayin'
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06-18-2011 18:06 by
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I saw an ad on TV that settles the age old query..."What started the universe, God or The Big Bang?" I come to find out in a 30 second commercial that the Solar System is powered by a Jimmy Dean Sausage Biscuit.
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08-20-2011 17:23 by
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I might have lost the relationship, but I regained myself.
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08-23-2011 11:36
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