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You know its going to be a bad week when you got a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday.
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01-25-2011 15:12
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Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.
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01-25-2011 14:54 by
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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01-25-2011 13:58 by
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Dear Algebra, All year you made me try to find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please get over it and move on!!
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01-25-2011 13:43 by
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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01-25-2011 13:33 by
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(1)Google Translate (2)Type,"Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" (3)Eng 2 Vietnamese (4)Copy/Paste the Vietnamese Words (5)Vietnamese 2 English
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01-25-2011 13:31 by
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Just change the name of my ipod to The Titanic. So whenever I plug it in to my computer it says the titanic is syncing.
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01-25-2011 13:27 by
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Little Johnny wrote to Santa, "I want a baby brother for christmas." Santa wrote back' "Send me your Mother. '
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01-25-2011 13:24 by
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women see men like bank accounts. Without money they don't generate much interest.
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01-25-2011 13:23
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ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓑⓞⓡⓔⓓ, ⓢⓞ ⓘ ⓓⓔ©ⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓤⓣ ⓛⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡⓢ ⓘⓝⓢⓘⓓⓔ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ.
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01-25-2011 13:10 by
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˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
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01-25-2011 13:07 by
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It confuses me when I see a cougar wearing a leopard print sweater.
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01-25-2011 12:44 by
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Whatever happend to Sex, Drugs , & Rock & Roll, Now we just have AIDS ,CRACK And Techno
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01-25-2011 12:43
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Boy sees his mom and dad having sex. Dad says "were making you a brother." Boy replies " do her doggy style, I rather have a puppy.".
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01-25-2011 12:41 by
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Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bi**h slap them!
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01-25-2011 12:35 by
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Obama should pull an Ollie the Weatherman tonight... And now, the President of the United States.... "WE'RE BROKE!!!" --Cut to commercial--
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01-25-2011 10:32
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Early preview of tonight's State Of The Union: It sucks. We're broke. Quit *itching. Goodnight.
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01-25-2011 09:32 by
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Im so tired of this winter and snow that I rigged a gasoline can to my leaf blower, I'm on a mission now to melt all the snow so I can mow later
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01-25-2011 07:59 by
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Dear Mr. Pinto Bean, I'm very sorry I ate you and a couple of hundred of your friends, but there is no need for you to panic and plot your escape.....
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01-25-2011 07:32 by
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I like walking into bars and hitting up the jute box and playing Right Said Fred I'm too sexy 20 times in a row and leaving!
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01-25-2011 03:21
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