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   messageicon there may not be an "I" in team but there's an "M" and "E"
←Rate | 11-01-2009 19:16 Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 11-22-2009 09:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Booty texts are much better than booty calls. You can send several out at a time and increase your chances!
←Rate | 08-27-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the world would be way cooler if we would have domesticated the bear instead the horse. Oh you pranced around, jumped a stick and ate some hay? Big deal, my bear just ate a hobo, paw'd a bee hive then roared so hard deaf people heard it.
←Rate | 09-04-2010 18:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still impressed with the dogs ability to play it cool about having eight nipples.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 13:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sure am glad they give me a lead vest when they're giving me x-rays at the dentist. It gives the impression those rays must be dangerous. I'd hate to have something bad happen to my chest while I'm having dangerous x-rays shot into my head.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 15:45 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:28 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)
←Rate | 10-10-2010 18:59 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 09:10 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love your approach. Now let's see about your departure.
←Rate | 01-30-2010 14:23 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:07 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Dad is taking ownership of my phone for a day so if you could refrain from sending me texts like "F&ck me gently with a chainsaw"(2:30am) then that would be fantastic
←Rate | 04-18-2010 21:18 by paulb808 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so your telling me that facebook is gonna start charging money monthly? You remind of the people that told me that about Hotmail.. TEN YEARS AGO!"
←Rate | 04-27-2010 19:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be some much easier for me to be compassionate, if compassionate meant smacking people in the head.
←Rate | 05-03-2010 17:04 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 22:32 by RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\" Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son has been sitting at the computer for so long I almost watered him today..........
←Rate | 05-23-2010 00:17 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm peeved that the bank owns a good chunk of this house but hasn't once taken out the trash. Worst roommate ever.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 05:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to write that down in my "Things I don't give a crap about" notebook.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:04 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. Maybe I should be a politician..
←Rate | 11-02-2010 17:51 by Wolf Comments (0)  



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