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I didn't see a friend's day video of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, & Chandler
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02-06-2016 04:17 by
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Shooting a bear doesn't make you a badass. Feeding a bear while her cub humps your leg makes you a f*cking badass!!!
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02-06-2016 04:25
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Decided my 2016 starts on February 6th....up to now was the trial offer.
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02-06-2016 04:27
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When I die I want my last words to be "Andy's coming quick act like a toy."
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02-06-2016 04:29
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My life may be a mess but at least I know the difference between "your" and "you're".
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02-06-2016 04:34
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Bacon Fact #11: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.
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02-06-2016 04:35
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When you are dead you don't know that you're dead, but it's hard for the people around you. It's the same if you are stupid.
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02-06-2016 04:38
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Admit it, you don't call Gatorade by it's flavors, you call it by it's colors.
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02-06-2016 04:40
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They say men think about sex every 7 seconds, so when I eat a hotdog I try to finish it in 6 seconds so it doesn’t get awkward.
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02-06-2016 07:32 by
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If you are sick or in some kind of trouble and I send you prayers, please note that I don’t really care about you otherwise I would get off my ass and do something practical for you.
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02-06-2016 08:24
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Superbowl: Rock Out With Your Guac Out!!!
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02-06-2016 17:51
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When someone thinks I'm paying attention to what they're saying, but really I'm just thinking about tacos.
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02-06-2016 17:52
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Rest In Peace Dinosaurs!!! Can"t Believe it 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts.
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02-06-2016 17:54
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You ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend 1 month in the hospital.
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02-06-2016 18:00
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Valentines: Someday you will meet that amazing person who just gets you. And they won't text you back either.
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02-06-2016 18:07
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I drive safer when there's food on the passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there.
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02-06-2016 18:11
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Are you having a mental relationship with a celebrity who doesn't even know you exist?
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02-06-2016 18:13
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I don't mind when people exercise their right to free speech, but I'd prefer they'd exercise their right to remain silent.
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02-06-2016 19:55
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My wife's snoring was so bad, I woke up and thought my buddies came over on their Harleys.
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02-07-2016 00:49
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How does Ted Cruz always look both happy and sad? "I like lasagna but it's not what I ordered", his face says.
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