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Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
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12-16-2015 07:14
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I remember a happier time… Like when I was still sleeping.
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12-16-2015 07:52
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Just heard someone on the porch, hopefully this is just a home invasion and not some unexpected company
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12-16-2015 08:25 by
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I have no idea when the new Star Wars movie comes out because I have sex.
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12-16-2015 08:27
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If you live in a trailer, you know a guy.
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12-16-2015 09:41
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Could you imagine knowing someone interesting enough to actually want to talk on the phone? Me neither.
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12-16-2015 09:47 by
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Being in the doghouse isn't so bad if there's enough beer in the bowl.
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12-16-2015 11:26
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Haven't kids learned how fast a picture can travel around the internet by now?
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12-16-2015 14:57
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I jioned weight watchers last month , so far o lost 38 dollars................
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12-16-2015 15:15
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Nuke the Chinese! ...I mean microwave the take out
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12-16-2015 15:33 by
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Facebook: Where others entertain you with their boredom.
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12-16-2015 15:49 by
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Only men with beards can truly understand How much a cat or dog loves to have their chin scratched
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12-16-2015 17:04
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I have my Siri set up as a British Male voice so I can pretend I'm Nightrider or make people think I have a Buttler .
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12-16-2015 17:31
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have my Siri set up as a British Male voice so I can pretend I'm Nightrider or make people think I have a Butler .
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12-16-2015 17:32
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Hillary Clinton could sacrifice a newborn baby on live tv and her supporters would say it was taken out of context
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12-16-2015 18:10
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For everyone doing your Facebook "year in review..." No one gives a fu@k
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12-16-2015 18:54 by
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Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
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I ' this close to trade 24 hours without hearing about Star Wars for 24 hours of Adele's ''Hello'' in loop on radio.
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12-16-2015 23:14
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Spoiler alert: Han Solo DIES
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12-16-2015 23:16
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my favorite coffee is made from the shutthehellup bean 😡
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12-17-2015 08:01 by
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