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The sweariest animal in all the world, is the hippopottymouth. Closely followed by me after a visit from the code enforcement officer
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12-04-2015 10:06 by
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I knew my Girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Chelsea but Chelsea was laying right next to me. SMH
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12-04-2015 12:12 by
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Tonights orgy is canceled guys. Jerry has diarrhea...
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12-04-2015 18:29 by
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Hey Obama, get your head out of your a$$, and start protecting the American people.
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12-04-2015 20:17
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That's ok about the cancellation,, Cuz I went on a date with a dolphin today,, Yeah, we just clicked.
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12-04-2015 20:26 by
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Some people are like clouds, when they go away, the day gets brigher.
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12-04-2015 22:39
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Stupid autocorrect always making me say things I didn't Nintendo.
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12-05-2015 02:14
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Many moons ago,,, Apparently, We had more than one moon
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12-05-2015 03:39 by
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My greatest fear is that I'll have on dirty underwear & the emergency first responders will just leave me to die... * I blame my mom for this
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12-05-2015 05:22 by
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Gross. A stranger just smiled at me.
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12-05-2015 07:40
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over the river and through the woods, man this Uber driver is lost
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12-05-2015 11:18 by
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Eyebrows so big and arched, you think you're seeing double in St Louis
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12-05-2015 13:09
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Lazy is as lazy doesn't.
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12-05-2015 15:14 by
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I'd lilke to thank my dealer for today, I'm halfway through my businesss day and haven't killed anyone. You sir are a true Hero.
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12-05-2015 16:43
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My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day..
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12-05-2015 19:19
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"Kiss me" she said. "Kiss me like I've never been kissed before"....So I crammed my tongue up her nose.
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12-05-2015 19:20
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Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
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12-05-2015 19:53
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Does a redhead with whiskey in her pocket qualify as rye n ginger?
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12-05-2015 20:35
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I heard Justin Bieber is going transgender to become a man. He is going to use the name Bruce Jenner. He has already been awarded 936 man of the year awards too
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12-06-2015 06:37 by
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This woman just flipped me off and I couldn't agree more.
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