Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   What do you call a group of epileptics in a bowl? Seizure Salad!

   I would throw all Dallas Cowboys fans a complement but Luke Kuechly would intercept that too.

   So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   I hope no babies were killed at the Planed Parenthood shooting

   If Jesus really loved us, he would've turned the oceans into wine.

   Immigration puns are funny but they cross the line.

   .... I was watching th news tonite .... I thought I was watching the violent Black Friday shopping mayhem .... turns out it was just the Black Lives Matter protests .... ....

   Freedom comes with wisdom, and no religion wants people to be free.

   anyone else gonna run for President or is this all we have?

   Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...

   So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.

   Good guys with guns are all over the place. But you never hear about them because they are not breaking the law.

   I finally stopped believing. Journey is going to be so pissed at me.

   "When terrorists parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosion noises?" No parents want their children to be terrorist.

   You sneeze, and a tiny book titled "A spiders guide to navigating the human brain" shoots out your nose....* You faintly hear a spider cussing.

   campfire]And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN

   Good guys with guns are all over the place. because they are to insecure to take matters into their own hands.

   Religion and guns don't kill people, humans do. Get rid of both and you have solved 75% of the problem.

   Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.