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If you didn't make one corner of an old metal swing set pop up in the backyard, you sucked growing up!
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04-11-2012 09:58 by
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How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!
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04-14-2012 14:48
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it just me? Or are the three finalists at the end of Funniest Home Videos never the funniest?
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01-17-2012 07:20 by
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around,,, Will the entire tree still be used to print a single CVS receipt?
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04-03-2014 19:00 by
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This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice.
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06-02-2014 19:19 by
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Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
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01-17-2014 14:09 by
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I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
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01-26-2016 13:49 by
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Top Gun was so unrealistic,,, Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle.
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11-18-2013 07:56 by
snotty
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People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
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01-12-2015 05:44 by
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Same sex marriage? Hell, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
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06-28-2015 17:55
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I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now i'm going to a different cafe.
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08-12-2015 07:17 by
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Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
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07-18-2014 03:33 by
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CEO of Apple Tim Cook annouces he's gay... Awaiting Samsung press conference announcing that they're waayyyyy more gay
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10-30-2014 12:21 by
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When I was a kid they didn't call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
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02-16-2013 09:21
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PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
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03-09-2013 08:41 by
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My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
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09-06-2012 18:01
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Next time someone gives you a business card, stick it in your mouth and eat it without breaking off eye contact
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09-15-2012 16:26 by
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Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me..
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09-20-2012 15:12 by
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Respect for women, starts with your mother
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09-22-2012 16:38 by
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Dear girl in Walmart, Yes it is summer but your shirt and shorts are way too small and you look like a half opened can of biscuits. Sincerely, The guy in line behind you clawing out his eyeballs..
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04-13-2013 07:04 by
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