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People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
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01-12-2015 05:44 by
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Top Gun was so unrealistic,,, Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle.
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11-18-2013 07:56 by
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Same sex marriage? Hell, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
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06-28-2015 17:55
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I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now i'm going to a different cafe.
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08-12-2015 07:17 by
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I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
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01-26-2016 13:49 by
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Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
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07-18-2014 03:33 by
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CEO of Apple Tim Cook annouces he's gay... Awaiting Samsung press conference announcing that they're waayyyyy more gay
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10-30-2014 12:21 by
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it just me? Or are the three finalists at the end of Funniest Home Videos never the funniest?
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01-17-2012 07:20 by
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It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine",
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11-05-2011 17:46 by
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You can learn a lot about a woman from the top dresser drawer beside her bed....
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11-07-2011 12:43 by
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I could really use one of those Chris Farley,, 'down by the river',, speeches right about now...
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06-04-2012 20:49 by
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Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of Red Rover and just clothesline the people we didn't like.
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06-13-2012 22:04 by
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There's nothing like celebrating America's independence by spending hundreds of dollars on Chinese fireworks.
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07-04-2012 22:47 by
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RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
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03-12-2012 14:41 by
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If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started.
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03-20-2012 11:49 by
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Every meal I didn't have to cook myself,, is the best meal I've ever had.
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03-22-2012 20:35 by
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Irony = Someone posting a status about how broke they are and at the bottom of their post it says: 8 minutes ago via iPad2
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03-31-2012 14:24 by
Marshall the Great
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Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife.
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04-10-2012 19:43 by
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If you didn't make one corner of an old metal swing set pop up in the backyard, you sucked growing up!
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04-11-2012 09:58 by
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How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!
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