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I gave the wrong answer to the "boxers or briefs" question. I replied, "Depends."
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04-26-2012 23:08
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WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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01-15-2013 00:48 by
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There's creepy, then there's going to a strip club wearing a windbreaker
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01-15-2013 21:56 by
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old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says 'LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX" he replies "PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"
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01-29-2013 19:59
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At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
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02-03-2013 09:55
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You'd think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
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04-15-2013 22:00
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Justin Bieber has given away his pet hamster to a fan. She should probably wash it.
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04-29-2013 23:06
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Dear car dealerships; whoever told you we like shouting commercials lied...
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05-12-2013 20:57
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One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
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05-24-2013 06:38
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I was thinking "how are they going to make a movie with Grumpy Cat, she only has one emotion" but I guess if Kristen Stewart can do it...
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05-31-2013 06:18 by
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I'm at my most likable before you get to know me.
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06-05-2013 09:16
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To the makers of rice cakes; thanks for nothing!
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06-11-2013 14:25 by
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So we gain a Kardashian but lose Tony Soprano ? Lifes exchange rate just took a dip ....
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06-20-2013 09:01 by
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You know that relationship is doomed when you already have 400 couple's pictures and the relationship is only 30 days old.
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02-27-2013 12:27
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Warning to parents: If you ever catch your kids reading "50 Shades of Grey" WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T spank them.
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03-16-2013 14:41 by
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I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "Yep, that's the one", I said.
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03-17-2013 09:00 by
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This Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
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04-02-2013 03:21
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People that believe internet gossip are the same dumbasses that keep the Kardashians famous.
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04-05-2013 07:38 by
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naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.
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11-27-2012 19:06
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Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"..
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12-09-2012 12:39 by
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