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I know you shouldn't text and drive but I've only had 2-3 texts today, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
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09-01-2011 12:52 by
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, "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
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01-31-2011 21:25 by
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Tell your friends that the F5 key puts photos back the way they were on facebook:)
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02-13-2011 15:19
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suggests: The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
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02-17-2011 14:45 by
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it me or does everyone get sick of pancakes by the time you are done eating them...
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03-01-2011 22:41 by
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ready to have male pattern baldness become "in style"
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03-05-2011 01:34 by
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I'm not the only one that drives to work hoping its a crime scene, am I?
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09-29-2011 21:49 by
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I got life alert just in case I ever get a life.
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10-03-2011 04:11 by
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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !!
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10-03-2011 17:28
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Canadian bacon is just ham wrapped in a lie
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07-06-2011 13:21 by
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
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03-15-2011 05:19
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How do you really get to Sesame Street?
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03-30-2011 13:37
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My April Fools' Day prank at airport security did not go well. You may not see me Monday.
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04-01-2011 18:37 by
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..... I don't think accepting tens of millions of dollars from foreign entities is really the best qualification for a person seeking to become President of the United States.
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06-21-2016 19:19
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I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
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06-23-2016 05:39 by
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My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those between my eyebrows. Those are my 'WTF' lines and those things are deep.
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12-07-2016 10:54
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The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.
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01-23-2017 09:20 by
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Here is a sentence you will never hear: "That's one manly pair of skinny jeans."
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03-21-2012 09:42 by
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A dog is always glad to see you when you get home. A cat just looks at you like "What are you doing here?
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03-23-2012 22:34 by
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When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents.
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04-01-2012 23:44 by
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