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   messageicon : Halloween.. The only time of the year where it's ok to take candy from a stranger
←Rate | 10-29-2010 01:39 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah....Hi, I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working
←Rate | 11-08-2010 22:00 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?" Granny replies, "F*ck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
←Rate | 09-10-2009 15:10 by lemonpillow | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of good conversations are ruined by some idiot that actually knows what he's talking about.
←Rate | 11-02-2009 09:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I saw the commercial for the Snuggie. I still think it is stupid idea, but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold…
←Rate | 03-06-2010 12:23 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Does anyone else leave Best Buy without buying anything and think the security guy at the front suspects you of stealing... so you go out of your way to act friendly toward him?
←Rate | 03-27-2010 06:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon "sex is like a restaurant - sometimes you get excellent service, sometimes you get very poor service, and sometimes you just have to settle for self-service"
←Rate | 04-15-2010 07:06 by Cousinky Comments (0)  


   messageicon I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 17:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:08 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I seriously can't stand it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 07:07 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon was sitting on the bus today opposite a stunning Thai girl, thinking don't get an erection, don't get an erection - but then she did
←Rate | 05-12-2011 06:15 by Richard Hyland Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
←Rate | 02-11-2011 16:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bat signal seems pretty useless if they need Batman during the day.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 18:19 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest difference between my wife and a bear is that sometimes, if I play dead, the bear will leave me alone.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No darling 56 guys didnt like your profile pic because you are "pretty." They liked it cause your BOOBS are hanging out.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 12:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (2)  


   messageicon They say being successful and living well is the best revenge... But rubbing your naked ass all over someone's cell phone when they aren't looking is pretty good too.
←Rate | 06-17-2011 10:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never use the phrase, "Your guess is as good as mine" because, well... it's not.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 13:46 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 04:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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