Funny Status Message #28877
X says You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
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- # 35732 Just ran into my ex at the store. He has a wonderful new girlfriend now. Much better than I ever was. So I told him I had half a sandwich in my car and did she want those leftovers, too.
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