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Seems like it's going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life.
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10-05-2012 22:20 by
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One day when someone rings my doorbell I'm gonna stand by the window with a straight face and just stare at them to see what they would do
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10-19-2012 10:16 by
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Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have.
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11-08-2012 09:52 by
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People are saying the voting age should be 16. Twilight won 9 teen shoice awards. You really want them voting for the next president?
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11-09-2012 22:53 by
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My sex tape would just be called Home Alone.
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06-25-2013 20:11
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I glued the TV remote to my wife. I'm expecting her to go missing any second now.
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08-06-2013 08:44 by
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There's nothing more terrifying than accidentally making eye contact with a mall kiosk worker.
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08-10-2013 10:06 by
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Remember kids, never ever buy meth from a person with a full set of teeth. He is obviously an undercover cop.
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08-23-2013 01:43
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Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.
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09-06-2013 03:21 by
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Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?
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12-19-2012 00:31
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I hate going to bed on an empty v@gina :(
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12-22-2012 02:46 by
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I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January.
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01-05-2013 12:00
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I want my name to come up when you go to therapy.
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01-27-2013 12:23 by
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People would never be late if the Mario "running out of time" music started playing a few minutes before.
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02-03-2013 08:11 by
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The tattoos in your shirtless profile pic say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'.
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02-09-2013 11:09 by
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Therapy has taught me that it is all your fault.
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07-30-2012 17:28 by
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You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.
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08-01-2012 05:55 by
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I don't appreciate the trash talking Chinese athletes saying "we OWN you!" to the U.S. team. Let's leave our deficit out of this!
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08-05-2012 08:04
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The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a chihuahua
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08-06-2012 12:30 by
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If you want a cream pie recipe you just type cream pie in Google and WAIT GRANDMA NO!!!
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08-06-2012 13:33 by
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