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8 corvettes fall into a giant sinkhole. Normally there is a giant hole inside a corvette, not the other way around. 
I will still be nude when reading Playboy.
Kidney stones, Hemorrhoids, Syphilis, or President...None I want to feel the Burn
... NOT LONG AGO GM WAS BUILDING CARS IN FLINT MICHIGAN AND YOU COULDN'T DRINK THE WATER IN MEXICO AFTER YEARS OF HELP FROM OBAMA AND THE US GOVERNMENT GM NOW BUILDS CARS IN MEXICO AND YOU CAN'T DRINK THE WATER IN FLINT ... BOOM!
I know just enough Spanish to buy the drugs I like.
The curvy girl gets the worm.
As I looked at my wife in her coma, I said to the doctor, 'That's it. Turn off the machine, I've given up hope'. 'Sir', he replied 'Your wife has been in that coma for 6 minutes'.
The only reason Barbie never got pregnant, was Ken came in a different box.
The real reason women live longer than men is because they don't have to live with women.
"His heart wasn't the only thing that was two sizes too small" ~ Mrs Grinch.
The average person has sex 89 times a year. Who needs help being better than just average?
The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
Pope Francis denounces the Mafia. Talk about the kettle calling the pot black.
f your cat really loved you it would be a dog.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small,large,circle,square,thin crust, thick crust,stuffed crust,extra toppings.
I bet the most common dying wish is to live longer
Bitstrips just won't go away...
I'm "it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.
naked and afraid is much funnier when you make a fart noise each time you see a naked butt
I do not need to be reminded it's the 5th of May in a different language. . . 