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Can you even imagine how long the Carfax report is on the Batmobile
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10-12-2013 14:37 by
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PRO TIP: You can put a baseball card between the spokes on a Prius, and make it sound like a real car
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10-12-2013 15:23 by
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Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert
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10-17-2012 22:57 by
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I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone.
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04-11-2012 12:41 by
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There's now a Taco Bell taco with a shell made out of Doritos?,, Hmmm, It seems that our junk foods have started hunting each other.
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03-12-2012 17:11 by
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GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask ,, " Notice anything different?'................. * works EVERY time
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04-24-2014 10:35 by
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By show of hands, who's been fooled 3 times and not known who to blame?
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12-05-2014 07:46 by
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Your car took up two spaces,, So I tried to move it over with my key.
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04-28-2015 23:18 by
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Twenty percent of all relationships fail because someone buys a selfie stick.
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09-27-2015 19:31 by
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If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
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08-11-2016 18:22 by
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I already want to take a nap tomorrow
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05-03-2012 15:55 by
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I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it.
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04-26-2012 06:59 by
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Only 10 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.
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12-28-2012 16:27 by
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I think "Don't Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills.
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11-08-2012 18:19 by
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Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control.
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12-14-2012 18:15 by
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You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they're flying too close together?
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03-27-2014 08:23 by
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PRO TIP: If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree.
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03-25-2015 13:08 by
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Tuesday on 'Ancient Hoarders' - A concerned Jerusalem couple fights to save their son Noah from his spiraling animal collection.
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11-11-2012 14:41 by
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This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...
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04-15-2012 15:15 by
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If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?......................... (you smart people grinned didn't you.)
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07-15-2013 16:15 by
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