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Dear Nosey Friend, I know you're reading my inbox while You're "playing" with my phone.
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03-01-2011 12:54 by
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BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
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05-29-2011 14:31 by
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like If you ever Scream at Dora because whatever she's looking for, is right behind her...!!!!
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03-07-2011 00:46 by
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Bruno mars is catching grenades and Taio Cruz is using dynamite, well it's obvious they've been playing COD..#blackops
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03-05-2011 16:30 by
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#DontTextandDrive cause your "LOL" can turn into an "R.I.P"
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02-05-2011 08:43 by
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Notice Liars have 2 or 3 stories like a big house!!!!
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03-04-2011 23:32 by
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Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
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12-28-2012 16:57 by
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I've just bought a Dalmatian puppy. And I've found out if you join all the dots together with a marker pen... ...it doesn't wash off.
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03-06-2011 23:38 by
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Like if you dont think ..3x-7y+(1/2)b.. really gonna help you in life?
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03-05-2011 16:06 by
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i already owns a 3D television. I call it "my window."
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03-18-2011 01:11 by
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What you call hoarding, I call forgetting to take out the garbage for 278 consecutive weeks.
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04-26-2011 12:27 by
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If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!
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02-13-2011 04:03 by
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Sometimes I think that my parents had me just so I could clean the house for them.
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03-10-2011 12:07 by
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Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
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02-04-2011 23:51 by
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I didn't slap you...I just high-fived your face :)
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03-12-2011 12:14 by
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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03-23-2010 20:11 by
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If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.
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03-28-2010 16:42 by
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Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)
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04-12-2012 15:13 by
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Parents call it "talking back" we call it explaining.
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03-01-2011 12:57 by
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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03-23-2010 15:04 by
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