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X says Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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# 15988 Women like having four animals in the house: a jaguar in the driveway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for it.
# 23050 A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS: A mink in the closet , a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an a*s to pay for it all !

←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:04 by Seddy90 | Tags: Approved

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Thursday April 8, 2010 @ 10:36 AM

A jackass is a donkey, duh! Now don't you feel silly.

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