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X Women like having four animals in the house: a jaguar in the driveway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for it.
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←Rate | 03-01-2010 18:14 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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GirX
Tuesday March 2, 2010 @ 07:49 AM

LOL numbskull! Haven't heard that one in a while!

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