Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Why did Facebook go public? Couldn't they figure out the privacy settings either? 
laughing cow cheese...i wonder what grass those cows eat to laugh so much
Anyone that says "time is money" has never tried pay for a beer with 15 minutes.
Your magnetic bracelet is causing me to have negative thoughts about you.
Petrol prices are about $2 a litre and Ladies still think guys are coming over to just "CHILL"...
your a midget and you do not wear a green outfit and a matching top hat......your just no fun
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life
Being a ugly woman is like being a man- you're going to have to work.
I will die one day at a Del Taco, shot dead by a SWAT team after taking several hostages over what I feel is the meaning of EXTRA cheese.
men who fish in another man's pond, catch crabs!
I don't know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think of romance,the last thing I think of is a short,chubby child coming at me with a weapon.
Does anyone have a llama guy? I need a llama. I'll explain later
I'm naming my TV remote Joe for obvious reasons.
Yup ...... The best part of Wednesdays Presidential Debate was watching Hillary Clinton constantly looking down to read her illegal teleprompter built into her lectern.
Got my test results back today... Negative - phew!! What is IQ anyway?- Bernie Sanders
People who say "money can't buy happiness" have apparently never used money....to buy a bag of weed : )
Hey, Journey? Quick question: What if I never even started believin'?
A wise man once told me, women are good for 70 things. Making sandwiches and 69.
I believe man first started walking upright to free up his hands for masturbation.
Liam Neeson: "I will find you and I will kill you." Kid: "Dad it's just hide-n-go-seek!" Liam Neeson: "Right. Sorry." 