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I took a nap... Well, actually I was jumping on the bed and the ceiling fan knocked me unconscious,,,,,,,,,,,,,, But still
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11-12-2012 17:14 by
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Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.
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12-01-2012 16:55 by
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Just been wondering what "please Do Not Touch" would be in Braille
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02-26-2013 14:54
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It's too bad that Hugo Chavez passed away before he had a chance to meet Dennis Rodman.
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03-05-2013 18:04 by
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I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
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03-19-2013 08:25 by
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It's kind of cool how khaki Dockers and ugly people found each other
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01-15-2013 21:54 by
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I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
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01-18-2013 21:17 by
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I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
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07-16-2012 08:59 by
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Think about how stupid the average person is,and then realize that half of them are stupider than that!!!
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07-19-2012 11:07 by
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Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!
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07-24-2012 08:21 by
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Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dild0s.
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08-08-2012 03:39
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Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying "sorry breaking up with you" or that a minute later she text me back "sorry wrong number."
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05-11-2013 19:45 by
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My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children’s Tylenol.
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06-06-2013 10:03 by
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Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls
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06-06-2013 14:01 by
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ESPN reports that Aaron Hernandez is being investigated for the disappearance of Manti Teo's girlfriend
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06-28-2013 15:16
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Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
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07-02-2013 17:02 by
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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work
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07-04-2013 13:33
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i hate when people steal my ideas and post them before I think of them
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07-11-2013 02:33 by
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oh, your talking to me again? You must have just broken up with your boyfriend.
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07-19-2013 07:05 by
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My doctor told me to start watching what I eat. What channel is the Pizza Network on?
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