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Would delete you, if I didnt have to keep the numbers up on my friends list, to impress my other friends.
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12-06-2009 16:28
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Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader
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I have decided that I am not overwieght, instead I am a nutritional overachiever.
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02-06-2010 16:46
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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02-13-2010 15:13 by
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Something went wrong. We're working on getting this fixed as soon as we can. You may be able to try again. <--- Facebook's new slogan
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02-17-2010 21:06
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The more you watch Maury the less your kids look like you.
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02-19-2010 11:54 by
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I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, how do you spell your name again?
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02-10-2012 12:43 by
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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!
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02-14-2012 13:44 by
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love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......
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02-15-2012 13:21
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One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
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02-20-2012 21:55 by
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I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that.
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06-13-2012 22:41 by
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During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten.
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06-18-2012 20:39
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How the heck does one cup of coffee equal one gallon of pee!?!?
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06-27-2012 22:08 by
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I wonder if the person who invented trail mix actually discovered it when they were cleaning out their car and moved their kids' car seats.
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11-18-2011 22:04 by
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When you post pictures of yourself flaunting money, I am forced to think you're not used to having it.
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12-22-2011 14:59 by
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Quick, how do you wrap a broom?
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12-24-2011 19:12 by
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Dont go broke trying to look RICH....act your wage!
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01-09-2012 21:35 by
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I'm wearing my pajamas and buying booze at 10 am on a Tuesday…Yeah,,I probably don't need a receipt
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01-18-2012 20:11 by
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The best part of being single is that you always get to be right.
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04-04-2012 21:24 by
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boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once
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