Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
i decided sayin ive got an appt with my privates investigater sounds way cooler than saying gynocologist 
party at camp crystal lake tonight all "people I may know" are invited.
watcing the Canadian Curling Championships on ESPH-EH.
Facebook is STILL insisting that I might know Fred Savage. What- do they think I'm a goddamn superhero or something?!
perfume and frustration...smells like you got stood up.
I BUY all my cassettes at truck stops. Suck it SOPA
TSPARKS, take it easy bro, this is not Twitter.
Sometimes I hate change. facebook changing,gmail changing,underwear changing.....why must these things have to change?
East Tennesseans collectively saying, "Umm so what are we supposed to do with all of these Colts jerseys and t-shirts?"
The only trip I can afford is 'shrooms.
I did a striptease for my girl, but it didn't go well. I got my shirt stuck on my head, and by the time I got it off, she was asleep...
Wearing a bra with tinny boobs is like carrying a wallet with no cash.
Old Irish Saying: hiccup, burp
an uneasy feeling drinking from the water fountain by the bathrooms while someone flushes the toilet.
As far as Miss Universe Canada is concerned, it seems the "Miss" part of the competition has to start at birth...
Me: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Oh Yeah! Me: Well, I'm not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit door.
Anyone checked lately to see if there are still other web sites?
When I go to Twitter and it says "Something is technically wrong" I think that's probably the most accurate statement ever.
Shaggy is the biggest stoner, you've never seen smoke.
I just got a letter from my boomerang.... It said when I get a decent job and quit the drinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,( well, you know ) 