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Try this, the next time your friend is drunk, switch his/her mom's number with their girlfriend/boyfriend's...
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12-19-2010 11:37 by
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because I have a life. because its been proven that facebook is time consuming and useless. I have to log off............. I'll be back in 30 min.
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If you're on the show "16 and Pregnant" you have a pretty good chance of being on the follow-up show "32 and a Grandmother"
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01-03-2011 20:53
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Apparently it is frowned upon to walk into a bank yelling “It's my Money and I want it now!” Thanks a lot J.G Wentworth
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01-08-2011 12:36 by
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From what I can tell, a Boomerang is just a Frisbee for people who don't have any friends...
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01-26-2011 13:30 by
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Why does my phone insist on reminding me my battery is dying, wasting even more of my battery!
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10-26-2010 13:55 by
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Eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
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11-15-2010 16:41 by
Marshall the Great
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If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force SIX kids into TWO bedrooms?
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11-21-2010 11:03
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Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?
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11-25-2010 22:29
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Sometimes I read Facebook status updates and I can't understand them. Then I say to hell with it and read some that aren't mine.
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06-12-2010 08:22 by
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children shopping for cereal are like men shopping for lingerie; they don't care which kind they get as long as they get the prize inside!!
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08-25-2010 02:28
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Just once I'd like to see someone in a movie call bullsh*t when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555.
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08-25-2010 12:33
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed.
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09-08-2010 09:32
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Why are they calling the music I grew up on "Classic Rock"? I'm not that old...am I?
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09-12-2010 01:15 by
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Being a lot more reckless these days, ever since I found that 1-UP mushroom.
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10-04-2010 11:56 by
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My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and they declare its quality far surpasses yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe but I would have to demand compensation
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10-09-2010 03:27
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there are more important things in life than money. The trouble is, they all cost money.
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07-07-2010 17:51 by
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Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation
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07-07-2010 20:37
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Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to 'fast wipe' when parked illegally.
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08-19-2010 19:32
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The thing I miss most about being a kid is having the ability to fall asleep nearly anywhere and it's still socially acceptable.
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