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   messageicon Yesterday was the second day, of the second week, of the second month, of the second year, of the second decade, of the second milliennium = Twoception
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:57 by @HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal!
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:55 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again
←Rate | 01-04-2012 22:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's annoying when girls take pictures in glasses and they're like "I'm a nerd". Like shut up you're not a nerd you're just a slut with glasses on.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 15:56 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I so hungary I could eat a horse...guess I'll get a McRib
←Rate | 10-29-2011 14:54 by shaunK Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that countries that eat bacon have a lot less violence and war
←Rate | 11-03-2011 11:47 by Cole Patterson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet all the other glues are really jealous of Super Glue.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 14:05 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im in the jehovah witness protection program
←Rate | 03-22-2012 07:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember ... at 8:30 tonite .. it will be Earth Hour so please turn off all of your electrical devices at 8:30 pm... Heck . with all of that power being conserved at 8:30 ... It'll be the opportune time to power up my new 1.21 gigawatt Flux Capacitor!!!
←Rate | 03-31-2012 19:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i lifted this heavy object till I farted, I had to apologize to the guy in the other urinal
←Rate | 05-05-2012 07:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep a baseball bat under my bed just incase someone breaks into my house while I'm sleeping and throws a baseball at me
←Rate | 05-13-2012 23:11 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does Facebook ask what's on my mind...I am a male of the species so it should be bloody obvious!
←Rate | 05-26-2010 00:56 by RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\" Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow I will be way more productive than I was today...my goal is to kill 2 rocks with 1 bird. So much to do....so little time
←Rate | 09-23-2009 22:31 by Brad R | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your're born, you live, you die, figure out whatever the hell you want to do in between...
←Rate | 10-21-2009 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has decided to unleash years of ninja training on the world =.= OR I'm just gonna eat supper and go to bed....hmmmm....well I guess the world is safe for another day
←Rate | 11-23-2009 09:33 by Travis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't Facebook and drive!
←Rate | 12-12-2010 16:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 19:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Just got super excited when Ice-ice Baby played on Pandora, Does that mean that I'm getting old? Yo man lets get outa hair, Word to your mother!!!!
←Rate | 10-27-2010 11:19 by Logan.T Comments (0)  


   messageicon just woke from a 2.5 hour tryptophan-induced coma.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 14:29 by Steve OH Comments (0)  



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